WTF last week of the season

Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

It’s a Snowmaggedon when the ski season is over
You’re on the flight home and it’s dumping
It’s your Blackcrows locked in the consignes
It’s a mega-dump two days too late
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

It’s like rain on a half term ski holiday
It’s a powder day when the ski lifts are closed
It’s the good advice that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

It’s a May that will be EPIC but the ski lifts are closed
You’ve packed up and kissed your skis good-bye
You waited the whole damn season to freeride
And as TeleVerbier closes down you thought
“Well, isn’t this nice.”
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

It’s like rain on a half term ski holiday
It’s a powder day when the ski lifts are closed
It’s the powder day  that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

Well, skiing has a funny way of playing tricks on you
When, you think all the fresh track have gone
And skiing has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything has avalanched and everything blows up
In your face

A broken cable car when you’re already late
A no off-piste sign on your only powder day
It’s like ten thousand skis when all you need is a snowboard
It’s meeting the man of my dreams
And then seeing him suck at skiing
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It’s like rain on a half term ski holiday
It’s a powder day when the ski lifts are closed
It’s the powder day that you just didn’t take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

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